Don’t let painting be a chore. Crack open a cold one and watch us do it instead.
It’s a Friday afternoon and you know what that means. The Mrs. can’t wait to hand you the “Honey Do” list she’s made you. She found the idea on Pinterest and thinks it’s a cute way to give you your chores for the weekend. Don’t let painting be one of those chores. Leave it to us to let you cross that off the list so you can maybe have a few hours to yourself for once. We’ll make sure she gets that white kitchen she’s been asking for so she can proudly display the wooden “Live, Laugh, Love” sign she picked up from HomeGoods the other day.
How about that interior though?
Interior paint job getting you down? Don’t sweat it. Just one room? The entire house? Consider it done. No paint job is too big or too small for us. We’ll rip out that fruit-covered wallpaper that belongs in your grandma’s house and give your crusty walls a self-esteem boost.
WE KNOW YOUR COLLEGE-AGE KIDS DON’T PLAY WITH THOSE LEGOS ANYMORE. IT’S TIME TO START TRANSFORMING THAT PLAYROOM INTO SOMETHING USEFUL.
You may still have that Thomas the Train area rug kicked over into the corner of the kids’ old playroom. We aren’t judging. But what we can do is at least start to paint over that horrid forest scene your wife thought was adorable when she made you paint it on the walls 12 years ago. Let our experienced painters throw a fresh coat or two over that bad boy so you don’t have to feel like the interior of your house is a scene straight out of Sesame Street. We’ll make sure whatever color you choose has those walls looking fine.
WE SAID IT ONCE AND WE’LL SAY IT AGAIN, WE’LL SERIOUSLY PAINT THE ENTIRE INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE.
Maybe you’re preparing to finally sell your house and most of the interior needs a pretty hefty facelift. Maybe Mom and Dad downsized and let you have that universally blue-walled house you grew up in for you and your lady to have a fresh start. Whatever the reason you have for a full interior paint job, you can guarantee we’ll Picasso it.
Not sure what the difference is between satin, semi-gloss, and high-gloss finish? Don’t worry. With our experience, we’ll help you navigate the criminal amount of colors and finishes to get you some paints that can not only stand the test of time, but can even serve as that nice, neutral background you’ve been waiting for to finally take that headshot for your LinkedIn.
DON’T FEEL LIKE REPLACING HALF YOUR KITCHEN? WE’LL REFINISH THOSE CABINETS TOO.
It’s no secret that cabinets are one of the most touched surfaces in your home. We get that you might not feel like dropping your paycheck on those contemporary slab cabinets you saw in your boss’s kitchen last week when you reluctantly dragged yourself to his dinner party. That’s why our experts are here to offer you whatever color and finish will make you feel like your worn-out, scraggly cabinetry now belongs on the cover of Architectural Digest.
Let’s talk about that ugly exterior.
You know what they say: “It’s not what’s on the outside, but what’s on the inside that counts.” If you’re tired of your neighbor Karen telling you your siding is looks drab, then we’re here to help. We pride ourselves in making even the ugliest of houses look good.
YOUR HOUSE’S EXTERIOR CERTAINLY DOESN’T BELONG ON BOTCHED. LET US FIX IT.
We can’t have the exterior of your house giving off those bad blind-date vibes. You know, like when that one friend who’s always trying to be everyone’s wingman sets you up on a blind date, and you’re asking whether or not she’s attractive and he says, “dude, she’s got a really nice personality.” Forget that.
Just like we’re the total package when it comes to skillfully renovating your home, we’re here to make sure your home checks all the boxes. With the years of experience and professional techniques that we bring to the table, we’ll make sure the job’s done right. We’ll power wash your home’s exterior real good to get all the stuff off of it first so what we paint on it actually sticks.
Say goodbye to your cracked stucco, broken mortar joints, or whatever else needs repaired. We can fix and paint anything. House made out of bricks? We’ll paint it. Wood? We’ll paint it. Live in a grass hut? We’ll try our best. Seriously. Termites could eat your entire house but no one would know because the paint will still be there in perfect condition.
IT’S TIME TO GET DECKED OUT. NO REALLY, YOUR SHABBY DECK COULD REALLY USE A LITTLE TLC.
If you like to show off your deck to your neighbors, you’re going to want to make sure it’s looking its best. We know you don’t feel like stripping, sanding, and repairing your barbeque sanctuary out back. From enhancing those beautiful natural wood textures to waterproofing and providing vital protection from the elements, we’ve got you covered. You can trust us to prepare, wash, and stain your deck to have it looking sleeker than a New York Fashion Week runway.